When it rains, it pours and sometimes hails. Murphy and his Law. Salt in an already open wound with a lemon slice for a garnish. Kick me while I'm down and probably sleeping. Any of the for mentioned phrases can apply to where I am in this particular stage of my life.
The thing is, I really am fine. Maybe I'm looking for a tragedy because the victim is a part I play so well. I let our ship sail long ago. I don't want the ship back. But, I don't want to know anything about your better or worse. Will I be a cautionary tail about relationships gone wrong between you and what use to be our friends? Truth be told, I groomed you. The forever bachelor you titled yourself years ago was shattered by me. I did the dirty work so she could buy you both matching sweaters and a Lab with some human name like Jack or Sarah. We said we would always be friends until one day we weren't. No need to thank me.
You're welcome,
Heather Granger
